Nirmal Baba ke parvachan -- Part 2

Nirmal Baba: haan aap khade ho jayie .. haan aap ko majdoor jaise dikhte hai...

Srk: mehhh mehhh mehhh.. mehhhhhhhhhhhhhh unhhhhhhhhhhhh

N Baba: Beta.. thodi der ke liye apne asli roop se bahar aa jayie.. insaan ki tarah pesh aayie..

Srk: Baabaaa baaaabaaaa.. mera log bahut mazaak udaaate hai kuchh kariye babaaaaa...

N Baba: Beta, aap kya peete hai..

Srk: Baba cigrette ka bahut shownk hai..

N Baba: Beta jaisi aapki shakal hai aapko PATAKA beedi peeni chahiye.. appe kripa ho jayegi..

Srk: Jai ho baba ki.. baba ek aur preshaani hai.. mujhe baar baar US me detain kar lete hai..

N Baba: beta woh unki galti nahi hai.. unko lagta hai yeh majdoor jahaaaz me kaha se aa gaya..

jo cream ke aap brand ambassador hai usse use bhi kar lijiye aapppe kripa ho jayegi..

Srk: baba mujhe vapis no 1 banna hai.. kuchh upaye batayie

N baba: beta bakri dheengne khana shuru kar do .. tumhara bakripan vapis aa jayega orr tumpar kripa ho jayegi..

N Baba: Haanji aap khade ho jayie.. arey aap jiska shareer bhains jaisa hai...

John: baba mujhe bahut takleef hai (sudd sudd)

N Baba: beta aapko kisine ullu bana diya hai.. aapka shareer bhains jaia nahi suwar jaisa hai baith jayie..

N Baba: arey M F hussain ko bhai khade ho jayie..

Sallu: Baba.. baba shaadi karva do baba..

N baba: beta ab to koi fayada nahi.. ab to viagra bhi kaam nahi karega..

Sallu: baba.. to koi upaye batayie ki 50 ke upar baap ban sakoon...

N baba: beta condom me hole jawani me kar liya hota to yeh din na dekhna na padta..

chalo koi nahi.. yeh kha lo suwar ke tatte.. 2 3 saal hai.. hathoda garam hoga use karlena..

N Baba: haanji aap khade ho jayie.. haanji aap jinki patang fatt gayi thi..

HR: Baba... aapki kripa se agneepath hit ho gayi..

N Baba: beta kya upaye bataya tha mein...

HR: Baba aapne kaha tha ki gauri gauri ladkiyon ke saath rehna...

N Baba: shabash.. koi preshaaani..

HR: Baba.. mera relation kharaab chal raha hai... kuchh kijiye..

N Baba: beta ladkiyon ke saath buiscuit kamm baniye ghar vaali ke saath time jyaada bitayein to apne aap kripa ho jayegi..