Nirmal Baba ke parvachan -- Part 2

Nirmal Baba: haan aap khade ho jayie .. haan aap ko majdoor jaise dikhte hai...

Srk: mehhh mehhh mehhh.. mehhhhhhhhhhhhhh unhhhhhhhhhhhh

N Baba: Beta.. thodi der ke liye apne asli roop se bahar aa jayie.. insaan ki tarah pesh aayie..

Srk: Baabaaa baaaabaaaa.. mera log bahut mazaak udaaate hai kuchh kariye babaaaaa...

N Baba: Beta, aap kya peete hai..

Srk: Baba cigrette ka bahut shownk hai..

N Baba: Beta jaisi aapki shakal hai aapko PATAKA beedi peeni chahiye.. appe kripa ho jayegi..

Srk: Jai ho baba ki.. baba ek aur preshaani hai.. mujhe baar baar US me detain kar lete hai..

N Baba: beta woh unki galti nahi hai.. unko lagta hai yeh majdoor jahaaaz me kaha se aa gaya..

jo cream ke aap brand ambassador hai usse use bhi kar lijiye aapppe kripa ho jayegi..

Srk: baba mujhe vapis no 1 banna hai.. kuchh upaye batayie

N baba: beta bakri dheengne khana shuru kar do .. tumhara bakripan vapis aa jayega orr tumpar kripa ho jayegi..

N Baba: Haanji aap khade ho jayie.. arey aap jiska shareer bhains jaisa hai...

John: baba mujhe bahut takleef hai (sudd sudd)

N Baba: beta aapko kisine ullu bana diya hai.. aapka shareer bhains jaia nahi suwar jaisa hai baith jayie..

N Baba: arey M F hussain ko bhai khade ho jayie..

Sallu: Baba.. baba shaadi karva do baba..

N baba: beta ab to koi fayada nahi.. ab to viagra bhi kaam nahi karega..

Sallu: baba.. to koi upaye batayie ki 50 ke upar baap ban sakoon...

N baba: beta condom me hole jawani me kar liya hota to yeh din na dekhna na padta..

chalo koi nahi.. yeh kha lo suwar ke tatte.. 2 3 saal hai.. hathoda garam hoga use karlena..

N Baba: haanji aap khade ho jayie.. haanji aap jinki patang fatt gayi thi..

HR: Baba... aapki kripa se agneepath hit ho gayi..

N Baba: beta kya upaye bataya tha mein...

HR: Baba aapne kaha tha ki gauri gauri ladkiyon ke saath rehna...

N Baba: shabash.. koi preshaaani..

HR: Baba.. mera relation kharaab chal raha hai... kuchh kijiye..

N Baba: beta ladkiyon ke saath buiscuit kamm baniye ghar vaali ke saath time jyaada bitayein to apne aap kripa ho jayegi..

Nirmal Baba ke parvachan -- Part 1

Nirmal Baba ke parvachan sammellan me aapka swaagat hai..

nirmal baba internet pe baitha chann vyaqtioyo ko chunenge jinka bhagaya aaj khulne vala hai

orr unhe unke bure samhe se chhutkara paane ka smadhaan milega..

Nirmal Babe (ki jai): haan aap iconic writer aap khade ho jayie...

mike pakkad lijiye.. arey galle me mat daliye stethoscope nahi hai..

preshaani bolne se pehle boliye.. jai ho aamir khan ki..

Milind: jaiiii (with trembling voice) ho aaaameeeeer ( with almost tears coming out of eyes) khan ki...

Baba mujhe NG se ban kar diya gaya hai...

Nirmal Baba (ki jai): woh to mere chhote bhai ko bhai kar diya gaya hai.. nikamma mujh par gaya hai ek dummm heheheh (kisne kaha tha wikipage banane ko)

Milind ji aap kaun se hero ke fan hai..

Milind: Baba.. the King SRK ka..

N Baba: dekhiya SRK ka time kharaab chal raha hai uski vajah se aapka bhi samay kaaafi namakool hai.. aap aisa kijiye aamir ke fan ban jayie aap par kripa ho jayegi..

Milind (went to commit suicide)

Nirmal Baba: aap khade ho jayie.. jinhone ne NG se alag hokar site banayi thi..

sputnik: baba mein.

N Baba: arey nahi abhi aapka time bhi aayega (aapka bhi sattu ki tarah naam roshan hoga).. sattu ki baat kar raha hoon mein..

Sattu: Baba uhh uhhh uhhh .. baba uuhh uhh

N baba: royie matt.. dekhiye royenge to mujhe samajh nahi aayega ki aapki preshaani kya hai..

Sattu: babaaaaa.. abhishek movie hit nahi ho rahi baba.. kuchh karo baba..

N baba: aap kaun se company ka mobile connection use karte hai..

Sattu: Airtel baba..

N baba mann me (bhosdike tatta fan hai.. salle chatta abhishek ki hai or connection srk ki ad vaale ka): Idea le liye aappe kripa ho jayegi...

Sattu: abhishek ki movie hit ho jayegi..?? (with glowing face)

N baba: nahi aapka favourite change ho jayega..

N Baba: haanji aap khade ho jayie... haan jinki shakal pe likha hai ki aap akshay ke fan hai..

Tashan: Baba, aapki kripa se HF2 hit ho gayi baba.. mein ye rowdy rathod ke poster laya hoon bhent me.....

N baba: beta sabko batayo ki meine tumhe kaunsa upaye bataya tha..

Tashan: baba aapne kaha tha ki.. salman ka jaap karna har NG thread me.. salman ka luck akki ko bhi lag jayega..

N Baba thinking aaj kal salman ka luck to hamare luck se bhi jyaada chal raha hai...

N Baba: haan aap jo girre hue payon(footfalls) bahut dekhte hai khade ho jayie..

Danish: Baba, humm to aapke raj me khush hai.. sallu bhai ki harr movie hit hai...

N Baba: ETT hit karane ke liye.. aapko srk ki yeh darling hai india har mahine dekhni hogi..

N Baba: chaliye abhi.. ke liya itna kaafi .. baaki next day..

nazarbattu(Nimbu Mirchi) for ra1 :)

Ra1 live premiere and reaction while watching movie..

Movie Certificate: A (18+)

the contents in movie is completely fictitious, any resemblance of main character with srk is mere coincidence..

movie starts:

Subbu: ayee yaar ye punjaban patani hai (Savita).. kaise pataooo

Friend: Read 2 states.. bas usme thoda ulta hai ladki ne punjabi ladka fasaya tha...

ladki pati shaadi hui.. next scene..

Savita: i want to look hot like that comics vaali savita..

subbu: satto, what is the problem..

Savita: u know my zero figure is killing me..

subbu: Use cotton darling.. otherwise buy some oranges from silk samita.. she is very hot in todays market..

Bacha hua bada hua.. games bahut pasand hai..

baap ko pata nahi kyun gaand me khujli hui game banane lag geya..

Subbu: mein aisi game banaoonga.. gay sex wud be more powerful than straight sex...

ra1 character of game.. was not happy with sex in game.. so he comes out of game to have lusty time in human world..

He seduces subbu.. subbu gets scared.. ra1 killed subbu in frustration of no sex for 30 mins..

Savita: is ra1 ne to aantak faila rakha hai..pehle mera pati maar diya ab saare mardon ko kha raha hai..

meri dalti jawani... orr shole jaise badan ka kya karooon..

frustration me poda poda hi nikle ga mooh se..

Chintu son of subbu plans to bring gone.. who can fullfil lust of ra1

Chintu: Mom, i never had strength earlier to ask u this question mom..

Why did dad had below the belt hair on his head?

Mom was stunned for some time and changed the topic

Savita: chintu, g.one kaha gaya..

Chintu: maa kamre me ra1 se ladne gaya hai..

savita: let me check.. yeh game ke keede ladne ki bajaye sex kar rahe hai.. yeh action movie hai ya sex movie..

Karan, Rohit in audience:

Karan: Surrrrrr surrrrrr uuunnn uunnn (this is masterstroke humour scene.. srk mere se hi seekha hai)

Rohit Bal: Hey, Kjo darling why are your crying baby... please dont..(with moisty eyes)

Karan: whenever srk movies has such scenes.. it feels like he is giving me gurudakshina.. i get so emotional..

Aamir dresssed as women noting down gay scene as popular amongst audience..

(i have to go to Kjo to master these scenes)

Kid coming out of Room where ra1, G1 were having sex..

Savita: aaiyo, yeh bacha kaha se aaya

g.one: yeh hamara bacha hai k.one.. k for kid

savita: par gays ko bacha nahi hota....

chintu: lagta hai mom, dad was watching godzilla while making a game..

savita: godzilla?????

chintu: yes godzilla aise azeeb prani hai jo bina sex ke bache de deta hai...

Savita: then why they were having sex..

Chintu: i think for lust and internal satisfaction...

Audience while watching movie:

Santa: director ka gays se kitna pyaar hai.. bache ko bhi nahi chhoda...

Banta: matlab bache ke saath bhi casting couch

Santa: Banta do u think that was funny.. check kid hair.. his sexuality is already decided..

G.one finally able to convince ra1 with his bed time.. and they happily go into game with k.one

this is indication for next part.. of ra1

Abhinav to media after premier: this movie takes BW movie fwd in terms of show of sex.. people will remember this movie compared to kamasutra...