nazarbattu(Nimbu Mirchi) for ra1 :)

Ra1 live premiere and reaction while watching movie..

Movie Certificate: A (18+)

the contents in movie is completely fictitious, any resemblance of main character with srk is mere coincidence..

movie starts:

Subbu: ayee yaar ye punjaban patani hai (Savita).. kaise pataooo

Friend: Read 2 states.. bas usme thoda ulta hai ladki ne punjabi ladka fasaya tha...

ladki pati shaadi hui.. next scene..

Savita: i want to look hot like that comics vaali savita..

subbu: satto, what is the problem..

Savita: u know my zero figure is killing me..

subbu: Use cotton darling.. otherwise buy some oranges from silk samita.. she is very hot in todays market..

Bacha hua bada hua.. games bahut pasand hai..

baap ko pata nahi kyun gaand me khujli hui game banane lag geya..

Subbu: mein aisi game banaoonga.. gay sex wud be more powerful than straight sex...

ra1 character of game.. was not happy with sex in game.. so he comes out of game to have lusty time in human world..

He seduces subbu.. subbu gets scared.. ra1 killed subbu in frustration of no sex for 30 mins..

Savita: is ra1 ne to aantak faila rakha hai..pehle mera pati maar diya ab saare mardon ko kha raha hai..

meri dalti jawani... orr shole jaise badan ka kya karooon..

frustration me poda poda hi nikle ga mooh se..

Chintu son of subbu plans to bring gone.. who can fullfil lust of ra1

Chintu: Mom, i never had strength earlier to ask u this question mom..

Why did dad had below the belt hair on his head?

Mom was stunned for some time and changed the topic

Savita: chintu, g.one kaha gaya..

Chintu: maa kamre me ra1 se ladne gaya hai..

savita: let me check.. yeh game ke keede ladne ki bajaye sex kar rahe hai.. yeh action movie hai ya sex movie..

Karan, Rohit in audience:

Karan: Surrrrrr surrrrrr uuunnn uunnn (this is masterstroke humour scene.. srk mere se hi seekha hai)

Rohit Bal: Hey, Kjo darling why are your crying baby... please dont..(with moisty eyes)

Karan: whenever srk movies has such scenes.. it feels like he is giving me gurudakshina.. i get so emotional..

Aamir dresssed as women noting down gay scene as popular amongst audience..

(i have to go to Kjo to master these scenes)

Kid coming out of Room where ra1, G1 were having sex..

Savita: aaiyo, yeh bacha kaha se aaya

g.one: yeh hamara bacha hai k.one.. k for kid

savita: par gays ko bacha nahi hota....

chintu: lagta hai mom, dad was watching godzilla while making a game..

savita: godzilla?????

chintu: yes godzilla aise azeeb prani hai jo bina sex ke bache de deta hai...

Savita: then why they were having sex..

Chintu: i think for lust and internal satisfaction...

Audience while watching movie:

Santa: director ka gays se kitna pyaar hai.. bache ko bhi nahi chhoda...

Banta: matlab bache ke saath bhi casting couch

Santa: Banta do u think that was funny.. check kid hair.. his sexuality is already decided..

G.one finally able to convince ra1 with his bed time.. and they happily go into game with k.one

this is indication for next part.. of ra1

Abhinav to media after premier: this movie takes BW movie fwd in terms of show of sex.. people will remember this movie compared to kamasutra...